But no, sadly I did not sleep with the sexy vampire character from the Twilight Saga and no I will not be giving birth to a vampire baby (although if I were I would definitely not name it Renesmee -- ugh). This was all just the handiwork of Tonka while I slumber. First it was Bumbles, then the carpet incident, now the pillows...Judas what will I ever do with this dog I love so much!
I guess you'll only get why this is so funny if you've read the 4th book in the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn. When Edward and Bella make love for the first time (after they are married, clearly...duh) Edward, um...shreds the pillows because he's so umm....worked up? Bella wakes up to a room full of feathers and fluff. Ha ha, just read the book then come back and read my post and you'll laugh. I promise. LOL.