So I know that this post may be in bad taste, especially since there are so many people unemployed and looking for a paycheck anywhere possible, but I just can't help myself. I get my first full paycheck this Friday and I'm so EFFING excited I may just pee my pants. Seriously. Pee. My. Pants. My bank account will probably explode because it hasn't seen that much money in so long. And against all my better sense to just blow every single penny on materialistic things I'll never look at again after I've opened the packaging, (I mean really, what is two more weeks of avoiding bills when I haven't made a payment in 6 months?) I am going to do my best to start paying down some bills. I will probably hang the direct deposit slip on the fridge for a while. Or maybe frame it, put it on the mantle. At the very least I'll take a picture and send it to my Mom. They love things like that, right?