Letters From Me

Dear external hard drive,

You were purchased so I could move all my photos, music, movies, shows, and files to you and then delete them from my laptop, giving it more space. You failed, horribly. You, for some unknown reason, threw out all my data and are now empty. You broke my heart. SERIOUSLY. You made me cry at Simply Mac. I hate you and will probably pull an Office Space on your ass.

Sincerely,

Meagen

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Dear Moms with 14 kids in line at the grocery store,

Please SHUT THEM UP! Your little brat screaming at the very top of her lungs is not cute in any way shape or form. Shut her up. I don't care how you do it, just do it.
Sincerely,

Deaf and frustrated, Meagen
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Dear 65 year old senior citizen driver,

Please stop driving. I know you think you've still got it and everything will be fine, but it's really not. You drive 15 mph under the limit and you switch lanes like you're the only one on the road. Also, that little stick on the left side of the steering wheel is called a turn signal. USE IT.

Sincerely,

Meagen
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Dear Target Pharmacy,
YOU SUCK.

Sincerely,
Meagen
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Dear Dentist,

You are a gouger. You charge outrageous prices to do mean things to my teeth. $250 to pull a tooth is so freaking insane.

Sincerely,

Meagen
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